What Does Spencer Pratt Do?

Spencer Pratt diggs himself.....literally!!


Does Spencer Pratt have a job? I don't think so because I have solid proof that Spencer sits around and looks himself up on the internet all day!

(Spencer Pratt enjoys a leisurly life)

Through some careful detective work and the magic of Google Analytics, I have discovered that Spencer Pratt, "star" of the MTV show The Hills, has read this very blog and my blog post about how I think he's the devil and needs better hair! It seems as though Spencer has actually been Googleing himself with the keywords "Spencer Pratt is ugly" or "Spencer Pratt ugly" and found my blog. Not only did he find my blog, but he also dugg my blogpost about him on digg.com! Twice I believe!

It looks like Spencer signed up for Digg with the super clever username of SpencerPratt, and dugg my blogpost as well as any other article he could find about himself or girlfriend Heidi Montag. Then, I believe he dugg my blog story about him AGAIN with the username InnovatorMedia, which is the name of the company he claims to be CEO of. I seriously doubt the legitimacy of his CEO status if he is spending all day on Digg looking for articles about him and Heidi and searching Google with negative keywords about himself. However, there is a larger question: Is Spencer Pratt so desperate for attention and to be in the media that he will actually promote negative stories about himself and Heidi, just so he can stay in the media?

There is only one way to find out, I will have to ask Spencer myself. So Spencer, since I know you will be back here the next time you Google yourself, please answer the following questions:

-Are you promoting negative stories about yourself because your trust fund about to run out and you need to stay "popular" to make sure you can make money by being on cheesy MTV shows and selling your story to People Magazine?

-What is up with the facial hair? Seriously. You can't possibly think that looks good.

-Why did you spread rumors about Lauren Conrad and her ex-bf?

-Why are you such a little girl when Heidi has to work and can't go out to dinner with you?

-Will you actually get a job once the media stops caring about you?

-And what's up with this:

Spencer Pratt Is Ugly And The Devil

So I have a guilty pleasure I must admit to....The Hills. I can't help it. Even though they give away the entire plot of each episode in the commercial for the episode, I'm still suckered into watching. That new show, Newport Beach, is a different story though- it's absolutely horrible. The kids are annoying and I feel wayyyy too old to be watching high school kids talking about the prom. But the Hills, hooks me. Mostly, I enjoy hating Spencer Pratt. He's just so evil and manipulative and I definitely think he was the one who spread the Lauren/Jason rumors. Anyway, Spencer was never good looking to begin with. Check out his skinny pale unattractive beach stroll with a too disproportionate Heidi (I don't like her either):



However, I guess Spencer didn't think his ugly head hair was enough, so he decided to grow hideous facial hair too:



Does he or Heidi seriously think the facial hair looks good?



Now that I think about it, the ugly facial hair does kinda match his personality:

Britney Spears Train Wreck Next Stop Bad-Lipsyncsville

The only thing I will say about last night's 2007 MTV Video Music Awards (besides that I felt wayyy too old to even be watching the few parts I saw), is that it has gone majorly downhill. Please witness my 2 favorite awesomely bad train wreck moments from last night's VMAs:

Britney. This video pretty much speaks for itself. Out-of-sync lip singing, lethargic dance moves, outfit that she cannot get away with any more. I must say it did inspire some wonder though, as in I wonder what she was on during the performance:

I'm having trouble admitting that this Britney is even the same person she was a few years ago. Look how cute and pretty she used to be. It's like Courtney Love took over her body or something. I'd really like to see Britney back to "normal," but she's making things pretty difficult on herself.

The other awesomely bad moment of the night goes to Miss Teen USA South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton . Really, I would love to stop talking about her, but with every public appearance she only makes herself look worse. I am proud of her because this proves that at least she can read (her robotic speech indicating that she's reading from a teleprompter). But things only get worse as even in her attempts to be funny she still looks dumb as bricks. If only she had stayed at home last night, everyone would have been talking about Britney and would have forgotten about Caitlin. But no, she had to make herself look dumb again:

Attempts to look less stupid fail for Miss Teen South Carolina

Ann Curry and Matt Lauer went bonkers when Miss Teen South Carolina came on the Today show on Tuesday. The two high-fived and applauded the beauty queen while she used every brain cell she had to try to make herself look slightly less dumb. Lauren Caitlin Upton attempted to look less stupid by explaining her senseless answers from Friday's Miss Teen USA pageant by referring to it as an out of body experience (which she defined as "it's like I'm not in my actual body"). Caitlin went on to say that she was "in complete shock" and "overwhelmed" when she was asked that now infamous map question. Gosh, if this question threw her into shock, I'd love to see what happened when she took the SATs. Caitlin also seemed confused when asked if she found this whole situation to be funny.

She then did a re-do and re-answered the question by saying, "Well personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map." Our map? No wonder, she couldn't answer the question, she has to share a map with all of her friends. Upton the continued to say that schools need to place more emphasis on geography "so people will learn to read maps better."

Well....there's always next year, Caitlin. Try to learn something while you're at Appalachian State University. Although I picture it looking a little like this...


Appalachian Emergency Room Video


Here's the actual Today Show video:




And here's what was going on in Caitlin's head during the pageant:



I heard a rumor that contestants get to hear the questions before being asked them on stage....I really hope that's not true!