Aaaaargh It Be Talk Like A Pirate Day

Aaargh Matey! Today be talk like a pirate day. Ye better talk like a pirate or walk thee plank!

Aaaarrrrrgh!

Herrrre be some of me favorite pirate jokes:

-How does a pirate smuggle drugs across the border?
He hides them in his booty!

-What do you call a pirate child molestor?
ARRRRR Kelly

-What did Captain Hook die from?
Jock Itch

Here be a funny video about pirates. Harrrrrdy Harrrrr Harrrrr!


If ye want to talk like me, visit here to translate ye speak into pirate.