Tuesday, October 23, 2007

What Does Spencer Pratt Do?

Spencer Pratt diggs himself.....literally!!


Does Spencer Pratt have a job? I don't think so because I have solid proof that Spencer sits around and looks himself up on the internet all day!

(Spencer Pratt enjoys a leisurly life)

Through some careful detective work and the magic of Google Analytics, I have discovered that Spencer Pratt, "star" of the MTV show The Hills, has read this very blog and my blog post about how I think he's the devil and needs better hair! It seems as though Spencer has actually been Googleing himself with the keywords "Spencer Pratt is ugly" or "Spencer Pratt ugly" and found my blog. Not only did he find my blog, but he also dugg my blogpost about him on digg.com! Twice I believe!

It looks like Spencer signed up for Digg with the super clever username of SpencerPratt, and dugg my blogpost as well as any other article he could find about himself or girlfriend Heidi Montag. Then, I believe he dugg my blog story about him AGAIN with the username InnovatorMedia, which is the name of the company he claims to be CEO of. I seriously doubt the legitimacy of his CEO status if he is spending all day on Digg looking for articles about him and Heidi and searching Google with negative keywords about himself. However, there is a larger question: Is Spencer Pratt so desperate for attention and to be in the media that he will actually promote negative stories about himself and Heidi, just so he can stay in the media?

There is only one way to find out, I will have to ask Spencer myself. So Spencer, since I know you will be back here the next time you Google yourself, please answer the following questions:

-Are you promoting negative stories about yourself because your trust fund about to run out and you need to stay "popular" to make sure you can make money by being on cheesy MTV shows and selling your story to People Magazine?

-What is up with the facial hair? Seriously. You can't possibly think that looks good.

-Why did you spread rumors about Lauren Conrad and her ex-bf?

-Why are you such a little girl when Heidi has to work and can't go out to dinner with you?

-Will you actually get a job once the media stops caring about you?

-And what's up with this:





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2 comments:

JO-JO said...

Does anyone see a resemblance between Spencer and Peter Pan? Heidi's morphing in that direction now too with her new shnoz. Just like MJ - freaky.

Milana said...

I can't stand the guy! I wouldn't insult anybody for their looks but he's pretty much begging for it by thinking too much of himself. He has a massive head (and that hair style doesn't help it) plus we can see way too much of his teeth when he talks. Having a great personality could compensate it all but he sure lacks it.