No Strings Attached for Friends with Benefits

Have you heard of that new movie where two friends decide to sleep with each other and have strictly physical relationship but things get complicated when they begin to develop feelings for each other?  What's that movie called again?  You know, the movie staring that pretty brunette actress that was just in "Black Swan" and that funny but cute guy who used to be on a TV show?

Oh that's right, it's "No Strings Attached" staring Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher.  No wait, that can't be right, the movie is called "Friends With Benefits" staring Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake.  Wait...that can't be right...it's both of these movies?

Now, I actually haven't watched either of these movies yet, but judging by trailers they have the same exact premise and Hollywood is officially out of new ideas.  See for yourself:

No Strings Attached Trailer:


Friends With Benefits Trailer:


Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman are two of my favorite actresses and I think they're both some of the prettiest girls in Hollywood, but didn't they talk to each other at some point while filming Black Swan and realize both of their next movies were exactly the same?  The movie executives should have just filmed both of these movies at once while both ladies were on the set of the Black Swan.  If Hollywood isn't going to come up with any original ideas, shouldn't they at least find ways to cut costs after all?

Spedi Staged Easter Photo Shoot

So I was going to throw in the towel about blogging about Spencer and Heidi (because all they want is people to talk about them- proven by the fact that I caught Spencer googling himself and coming to my blog). But Spedie (also known as Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag) continue to be so obscenely revolting to me, that I cannot help but blog about them.

Take these latest pictures of them "celebrating Easter." I love my fiance, but never in a million years would either of us dress up like rabbits, and skip around in public carrying an easter basket, stuffed animal, and a small child who is too young to know what's happening and run away. Apparently, this little girl is Spencer's niece, but I would still not take my niece or nephew out in public looking like that. And where is this girl's mother? No matter how closely I'm related to Spencer, I would not leave my child alone with them to capitalize on her for a photo shoot.

Here is the little girl, with the jack-asses....I mean jack-rabbits:

Because I find Spedi to be so awful, I am not going to post all of their pics from their latest attempt to look casual when actually they pose every move, but please be assured that Heidi uses this same open mouth smile in every photo.

No, this picture isn't posed at all. My fiance also typically carries me around the park wearing bunny ears, while I smile and carry and easter basket and stuffed bunny. Totally normal. I see this in parks everyday.


And finally, I post this last picture only because Heidi's face looks so funky. Did she have more work done? She has admitted to the boob job & nose job, but her face is looking noticeably more plastic. Maybe she is going for the Barbie look? The plastic, media hungry, self-absorbed, brainwashed, Barbie look:

Seriously, I don't know what is happening to her face, but it is not normal.

Katie Holmes Runs NY Marathon, Escape Planned?

Katie Holmes finished the New York Marathon on Sunday in 5:29:28. That seems like last possible activity I'd like to do for 5 and a half hours. Which leads me to think, why would anyone want to spend all day running....unless you were training for something else....like running like the wind to escape your weirdo scientoligist, couch jumping husband?? Hahaha! Maybe the poor girl is looking for anyway out she can! Unfortunatly, Tom Cruise knew better and had his mother there to capture Katie if she tried to stray from the marathon route, and you know...go to Mexico!

Save The Dying Bees

I've always thought of bees as being mean scary little creatures, but I'm quickly finding out this isn't the case. I didn't know it, but a third of all the food we eat is dependent upon bees. Unfortunately, there is a disease called Colony Collapse Disorder which is mysteriously causing honey bees to die. This phenomenon is still a mystery to scientists as they do not know the causes of their disappearance. Bees are very important to the ecosystem as plants, vegetables, and fruits depend on them for pollination.

Burt's Bees is sponsoring a campaign to save the honeybees and is even offering free seeds to plant and attract bees. Check out this video to learn more about the bee crisis and read how everyone can help save honey bees:

Celebrities Dressed For Halloween

Happy Halloween!

One of my favorite parts of Halloween is the tv shows that do special Halloween episodes. Unfortunately, there weren't too many sitcoms that did Halloween specials this year, but talk shows ran a lot of Halloween specials.

Live with Regis and Kelly did a Halloween special with a few costume changes:

Here's Regis and Kelly dressed like the kids from High School Musical and with a Britney Spears impersonator who did a rendition of Britney's infamous lethargic MTV performance:


Then it was time for a costume change and Regis and Kelly dressed as Harry Potter characters:


Ellen Degeneres also got into the Halloween spirit by dressing as a "not" pregnant Jennifer Lopez. Come on J. Lo, we all know you're pregnant.



On the Martha Stewart, Rosie O'Donnell guest starred and wore this royal costume:


The Today Show also dressed for Halloween with a Munsters theme. Matt Lauer dressed as Herman Munster, Meredith Vierra dressed as Lilly Munster, and Al Roker was Grandpa.






Although it wasn't on tv, my favorite "celebrity"(I used that term loosly!) Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag dressed for Halloween also.


Spencer Pratt dressed as spiderman and Heidi Montag had a mermaid costume for Halloween 2007.

What Does Spencer Pratt Do?

Spencer Pratt diggs himself.....literally!!


Does Spencer Pratt have a job? I don't think so because I have solid proof that Spencer sits around and looks himself up on the internet all day!

(Spencer Pratt enjoys a leisurly life)

Through some careful detective work and the magic of Google Analytics, I have discovered that Spencer Pratt, "star" of the MTV show The Hills, has read this very blog and my blog post about how I think he's the devil and needs better hair! It seems as though Spencer has actually been Googleing himself with the keywords "Spencer Pratt is ugly" or "Spencer Pratt ugly" and found my blog. Not only did he find my blog, but he also dugg my blogpost about him on digg.com! Twice I believe!

It looks like Spencer signed up for Digg with the super clever username of SpencerPratt, and dugg my blogpost as well as any other article he could find about himself or girlfriend Heidi Montag. Then, I believe he dugg my blog story about him AGAIN with the username InnovatorMedia, which is the name of the company he claims to be CEO of. I seriously doubt the legitimacy of his CEO status if he is spending all day on Digg looking for articles about him and Heidi and searching Google with negative keywords about himself. However, there is a larger question: Is Spencer Pratt so desperate for attention and to be in the media that he will actually promote negative stories about himself and Heidi, just so he can stay in the media?

There is only one way to find out, I will have to ask Spencer myself. So Spencer, since I know you will be back here the next time you Google yourself, please answer the following questions:

-Are you promoting negative stories about yourself because your trust fund about to run out and you need to stay "popular" to make sure you can make money by being on cheesy MTV shows and selling your story to People Magazine?

-What is up with the facial hair? Seriously. You can't possibly think that looks good.

-Why did you spread rumors about Lauren Conrad and her ex-bf?

-Why are you such a little girl when Heidi has to work and can't go out to dinner with you?

-Will you actually get a job once the media stops caring about you?

-And what's up with this:

Spencer Pratt Is Ugly And The Devil

So I have a guilty pleasure I must admit to....The Hills. I can't help it. Even though they give away the entire plot of each episode in the commercial for the episode, I'm still suckered into watching. That new show, Newport Beach, is a different story though- it's absolutely horrible. The kids are annoying and I feel wayyyy too old to be watching high school kids talking about the prom. But the Hills, hooks me. Mostly, I enjoy hating Spencer Pratt. He's just so evil and manipulative and I definitely think he was the one who spread the Lauren/Jason rumors. Anyway, Spencer was never good looking to begin with. Check out his skinny pale unattractive beach stroll with a too disproportionate Heidi (I don't like her either):



However, I guess Spencer didn't think his ugly head hair was enough, so he decided to grow hideous facial hair too:



Does he or Heidi seriously think the facial hair looks good?



Now that I think about it, the ugly facial hair does kinda match his personality: