Monday, September 10, 2007

Britney Spears Train Wreck Next Stop Bad-Lipsyncsville

The only thing I will say about last night's 2007 MTV Video Music Awards (besides that I felt wayyy too old to even be watching the few parts I saw), is that it has gone majorly downhill. Please witness my 2 favorite awesomely bad train wreck moments from last night's VMAs:

Britney. This video pretty much speaks for itself. Out-of-sync lip singing, lethargic dance moves, outfit that she cannot get away with any more. I must say it did inspire some wonder though, as in I wonder what she was on during the performance:







I'm having trouble admitting that this Britney is even the same person she was a few years ago. Look how cute and pretty she used to be. It's like Courtney Love took over her body or something. I'd really like to see Britney back to "normal," but she's making things pretty difficult on herself.

The other awesomely bad moment of the night goes to Miss Teen USA South Carolina, Lauren Caitlin Upton . Really, I would love to stop talking about her, but with every public appearance she only makes herself look worse. I am proud of her because this proves that at least she can read (her robotic speech indicating that she's reading from a teleprompter). But things only get worse as even in her attempts to be funny she still looks dumb as bricks. If only she had stayed at home last night, everyone would have been talking about Britney and would have forgotten about Caitlin. But no, she had to make herself look dumb again:


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