Miss Teen South Carolina's Views of the World

Every once in a while, I find gems like this video and need somewhere to post them. I realized I needed a personal blog (because I wouldn't insult monkeys by posting this on my Hilarious Monkeys blog).

Check out Miss South Carolina from the Miss Teen USA pageants. Her answers to the Q/A section of the pageant were so ridiculous that they even made Mario Lopez laugh (yes, AC Slater) and inspired me to create this blog:




US Americans?? The Iraq?? The South Africa and Asian countries??


Sadly, Miss North Carolina was not much brighter. About 3:50 into this video you can watch her explain how the biggest risk she's ever taken was going snowboarding:



I pretty sure that this was the same girl who earlier in the pageant talked about how she once went para sailing over shark infested waters because her brother tricked her into it. Sadly, I could not find a clip of that.